Auditions: A Little Murder...
Sunday October 29th, 2017 - Thursday November 2nd, 2017
Auditions for A LITTLE MURDER NEVER HURT ANYBODY - Oct 29, 30 & Nov 2!

A murder mystery comedy by Ron Bernas
Directed by Dan Gibbins
Performances at the Pumphouse Theatre - January 26th to February 10th, 2018

For more information (including character descriptions), or to book an audition, visit, call 403-246-2999 or e-mail

They say that New Year's Resolutions, that most time-honoured tradition, are doomed to fail. People throw themselves enthusiastically at a lofty goal; so, what happens when Matthew Perry resolves that before the clock strikes midnight one year from now, he will have murdered his wife? Well, she laughs hysterically for a moment before vowing that she will make passionate love to their butler and then they go off to host their party. What this new year brings is laugh after laugh, body after body (not Julia's -Matthew isn't very good at this), and a bona fide gumshoe, who probably couldn't buy gum. Or a shoe.

Open auditions for all roles will take place:
Sunday October 29th (1:00 to 3:30pm)
Monday October 30th (7:00 to 9:30pm)
Thursday November 2nd (7:00 to 9:30pm)

at the Morpheus Rehearsal Centre, 3512 5 Avenue NW (lower level of the Parkdale Community Centre)

Callbacks, if required, will take place on Sunday November 5th from 1:00 to 4:00pm.

Audition Requirements:
*A prepared comedic monologue to highlight your abilities (approximately two to five minutes)
*Please bring your resume and headshot to the audition

Not a traditional actor? That is okay, get in touch with us and we will find a way for you to showcase what you have to offer.

Rehearsals will take place from November 12th through January 25th (with a break for Christmas). Rehearsals will be Sunday afternoons, Tuesday and Thursday evenings. Morpheus Theatre requires that auditioners come prepared to commit to the rehearsal and performance schedule.
Contact: Morpheus Theatre
Morpheus Theatre
Phone: 4032462999
Details: Location: 3512 5 avenue NW